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robustpuppy 05-17-2005 06:22 PM
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?Que? Who did not grasp this? Also, are you implying that I have a horse face? Because I am not that well-bred.
Do you think she let him do that? In a car?

ltl/fb 05-17-2005 06:23 PM
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Yes, those are Rear Windows. Something has been removed from the car because that woman must be halfway in the trunk.
My favorite line describing one of the runner-up bad covers, was "the woman on the cover just shot her husband and now (smoking gun still in hand) is about to ravish her young lover, who thinks that this is all totally groovy."

paigowprincess 05-17-2005 06:23 PM
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PS. Hot chocolate combined with mint tea is unusual, but not bad. Mint hot chocolate.
You know I love your series "Cooking with ncs in her firm's kitchen" but this sounds like a very weak subsitute for sitting in a ski lodge with a hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps.

I think I am gonna dust some cup a soup vergetable flavor powder over the microwave popcorn and pretend my computer is a bit mulitplex screen.

ltl/fb 05-17-2005 06:26 PM
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?Que? Who did not grasp this? Also, are you implying that I have a horse face? Because I am not that well-bred.
The non-grasper would be me. And I was hoping to help any interpreter out; the comment wasn't directed at you. After all, how many horses use Suave on their manes?

Replaced_Texan 05-17-2005 06:26 PM
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Yes, those are Rear Windows. Something has been removed from the car because that woman must be halfway in the trunk.
I think I'm going to go with the "hearse" suggestion as the only real explanation there.

robustpuppy 05-17-2005 06:27 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
My favorite line describing one of the runner-up bad covers, was "the woman on the cover just shot her husband and now (smoking gun still in hand) is about to ravish her young lover, who thinks that this is all totally groovy."
I think I've figured out this cover. She is halfway in the trunk - I don't know why, but presume the novel will explain -- and he has stopped giving her oral pleasure because he was suddenly gripped by severe intestinal pain -- which, along with the rash on his arm, we presume will be explained in the novel. As having been caused by a food allergy. To a food prepared for him by trunk lady.

Alex_de_Large 05-17-2005 06:27 PM
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I recall that someone posted a link to the Disney orgy a while back. Boing Boing posted a color version here.

spree: color cartoon orgy

NotFromHere 05-17-2005 06:28 PM
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You are such a twatforbrains. I said propose. Atop a mountain. They hiked up in their hiking boots, and were alone at the top. Having the wedding is a whole different ballgame. Helicopters, low altitude frosting, a foo-foo dress in the dirt and elements. That's just recockulous.
Well, if that's what you want. But I think Thurgreed has something completely different planned.

fyi, you've been a little bitchy recently. Lighten up.

ltl/fb 05-17-2005 06:29 PM
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I think I'm going to go with the "hearse" suggestion as the only real explanation there.
I am unfamiliar with what hearses look like on the inside -- what is he leaning up against? Because it looks like he's lying across a seat, but it's in the middle of the damn vehicle.

Maybe it's a captain's chair like in a conversion van.

I am having fond memories of a funnier bilmore explaining what a "conversion van" is to me, oh so long ago. Sniff.

taxwonk 05-17-2005 06:29 PM
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I think I've figured out this cover. She is halfway in the trunk - I don't know why, but presume the novel will explain -- and he has stopped giving her oral pleasure because he was suddenly gripped by severe intestinal pain -- which, along with the rash on his arm, we presume will be explained in the novel. As having been caused by a food allergy. To a food prepared for him by trunk lady.
I want cake. But all I have is a lousy banana.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-17-2005 06:29 PM
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Yes, those are Rear Windows. Something has been removed from the car because that woman must be halfway in the trunk.
60/40-split, rear-folding seats. Take it to the gadgets board.

Alex_de_Large 05-17-2005 06:30 PM
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Yes, those are Rear Windows. Something has been removed from the car because that woman must be halfway in the trunk.
Mmmm, necrophilia...

bilmore 05-17-2005 06:32 PM
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I'm a guy. We don't place any significance in our own age.
Yeah. Corvette sales have nothing to do with that. We just finally get good garage space.

paigowprincess 05-17-2005 06:37 PM
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Well, if that's what you want. But I think Thurgreed has something completely different planned.

fyi, you've been a little bitchy recently. Lighten up.
Really? I thought I have been a little less bitchy lately.

paigowprincess 05-17-2005 06:38 PM
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What are the AI odds now? IS Carrie still predicted to win bc I dont think so. How do i get in on that action?


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