PAGING JFKERRY!!!!!
 

Hope is out there:

(CNN) -- A majority would vote for a Democrat over President Bush if an election were held this year, according to a CNN/USA Today/Gallup Poll released Tuesday.

Do the Dimwits have access to a timemachine? Ty@51?

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PAGING JFKERRY!!!!!
 

The Republican always loses to the unnamed Democrat.

Fortunately, the Democrats always end up naming someone.

PAGING JFKERRY!!!!!
 

Exactly my point. If Bush's victory in 2000, coming off the inexplicable foundation of Clinton's popularity, was not overwhelming evidence of how out of touch the Dimwits are with the American electorate, the victory in '04 was the other 58,999,999 nails to seal that coffin. NTMAM.

Looking upward and onward
 

We should conquer Syria and then combine Syria with the Sunni part of Iraq. And let the other two sections to the country go free. Wouldn't it be ironic if the US accomplished what the Baath parties in both countries promised to do but never delivered. Arab unity.

Looking upward and onward
 

2. The Bush Legacy in the ME will outshine and outlast the dimwitted negativity of the nattering nabobs of the looney left to be the defining geopolitical policy victory of this century. Bush will right all of the wrongs that came out of the Euros fuckups in constructing the ME in the interwar and post WWII period.

I really can't envision a demo president again in my lifetime. I wonder if the party will even be around 20 years from now?

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I wish Iraq was justified just to kill guys what need killing instead of the whole WMD thing.

What if we fake towards Syria, nuke Iran, then hit the Pakistan hills with airborne. Play action.

Looking upward and onward
 

There would be a lot of soiled big boy underpants in the blue state enclaves of NYC, SF, Chicago et al. Just the thought of it is probably enough of a cautionary warning to many of the posters on this board to cause a run on Walmart's stock of Depends.

Looking upward and onward
 

Most of these guys don't have a Walmart Preferred Card. they're buying their adult diapers at full mark up somewhere that advertises the things are bio degradable.

The demise of the left
 

On the Today Show this morning, leading leftwing idiot and rabblerouser Al Franken was on to promote his new book (the poorly named) The Truth and voiced his tasteless arseholish and irresponsible opinion regarding the fate of White House aides if indicted, to wit, So I think that Rove and Libby will be executed.

Unbelievable that none of the rank and file demos here have the class to denounce such catshite commentary.

Imagine if Bush said the Hillary and Bill will eventually be executed for their treason related to Able Danger and their cavorting with the RedChinese?!!?!? The NYTimes would blow a hole the size of Little Rock in its editorial board's collective diapers.

It's sad that there appears to be so little decency in the liberal camp these days.


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The demise of the left
 

You think Franken = Bush?

The demise of the left
 

Sadly I think the leading lights of the dimwit establishment show more respect for the office of assistant-chief leftist arseclown, which Franken occupies, than they do for the office of the President.

Although judging the way they lauded Clinton, an overgrown adolescent sex criminal, who had so much respect for his office that as part of his Presidential business day he included activities such as masturbating in the sink in front a barely legal subordinate employee, the left in America must truly despise our most hallowed institutions.

Looking upward and onward
 

Yes, and while we're at it, why don't we cure cancer. Oh, and end hunger and conquer poverty.

I would LOVE to see Bush go on TV and try to convince the country we need to invade Syria. Single digits, ahoy! On the other hand, he's enough of a bubble boy to try it.

Arab unity would further the interests of the US -- how? There's a great selling point - let's unify the people who want to destroy us. Going to sell them arms too, while you're at it? Why do Republicans hate America so?

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He doesn't need to convince the country moron. He got a mandate to be Commander in Chief last November. The adults are in charge now, they don't have to do an opinion poll everytime they want to make a leadership decision. You will be left crying into your koran with your Pali and Al Qaeda comrades when the Red, White and Blue rolls into Damascus. Boo hoo.


A United democratically elected Arab leadership will bow to the forces of the market and have their extremism rendered neutered. Or we will nuke them into submission.

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By that time, the Army will have lowered their standards so far that even 50 year old guys can enlist, and you'll be able to get that tour of the Holy Land you always wanted. And Uncle Sam will pay for it!


The pope can pucker up baby and kiss my ass. I don't listen to what some creepy Lord High Pedophile has to say about a thang.

eta - I liked the pope pic better.

Looking upward and onward
 

I might too, but now we have two for the price of one. It's the proverbial lunch, iyw.

Looking upward and onward
 

You've not been reading the talking points at all, have you, boy?

The "arabs" are our friends. "Islam" is a religion of peace. It's only the bastardizers of the religion of peace that have taken it to the jihad.

Right?

(I can't keep catching and rescuing you guyz. Get with your program.)

Looking upward and onward
 

.......and Tolerance."

Come on Bilmoure, stay with the program here.

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

Says WaPo:

• Officials described a White House on edge. "Everybody just wants this week over," said one official.
  
  The key figures in the probe, including Rove and Libby, yesterday attended staff meetings and planned President Bush's next political and policy moves. Others sat nervously at their desks, fielding calls from reporters and insisting they were in the dark about what the next 24 hours would bring.
  
  But officials are bracing for the kind of political tsunami that swamped Bill Clinton and Ronald Reagan in their second terms and could change this presidency's course.

Shame. Damn shame.

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

by now, I'd think you guys would be embarassed from your past 50 "here comes the end" stories to at least wait until something hits before gloating.

Or do you fear that this is going to fall flat like all your other stories, so you have to gloat now?

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

Could be an interesting report, too:

"Fitzgerald has looked closely not only at the possible crimes, but also the context in which they would have been committed. This search, say lawyers in the case, has provided him a rare, glimpse into the White House effort to justify the Iraq war and rebut its critics.

The trail has often led to Cheney's office, which officials describe as ground zero in the effort to promote, execute and defend the Iraq war and the campaign to convince Americans and the world that Saddam Hussein had amassed a stockpile of the most dangerous kinds of weapons."

This Fitzgerald is a Republican, isn't he? Who'd have thought that he would hate America so, and give aid and comfort to our enemies?

Tsk. Tsk.

S_A_M

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

Wait, what about the upcoming invasion of Syria? Ha Ha Ha!

I don't think Gattigap's gloating hinges on any result, or indictments. Rather, he and I are relishing the discomfort caused to the fine, upstanding and ethical public servants leading our government -- who are OH so much better than that corrupt Clinton crowd.

On another note -- Despite prior statements, I think it is long odds that Bush will fire ANYONE not indicted for a felony. Only way that might change is because he is so relatively weak politically now -- harder to carrry off the big FU this administration so loves. (Seen by his recent efforts to appease the small government conservatives.)

Don't worry, Hank . . . this show won't end until at least 2008.

S_A_M

BTW: Hear about Cindy Sheehan preparing an old-fashioned "die-in" in front of the White House? Lunatic.

The only good I see her doing is making my gal Hillary look positively moderate by comparison.

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

Doesn't that in part depend critically on whether there's any kind of report from Fitzgerald? If there's no report and no indictment for a felony, there's basically nothing--not even a majority of a grand jury thought there was probable cause (or whatever the legal standard is).

But, if he issues a report laying out the evidence, even though there's no indictment (perhaps he didn't even seek the charge, or the g.j. didn't bite), it could be pretty damaging. Especially if a cigar was involved.

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

Why do you think he's doing that? By all accounts, he's a reasonable guy, with no agenda other than to fulfill the mission he was given. C'mon, man, stick to the substance of the investigation.

You know - Wilson's lies, and what steps were reasonable in responding to the most egregious and public of them.

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

Thanks, Bilmore. (Deep Breath now.)

Goddamn State Department and CIA. Its them that hate America!


(Only in Washington! :rolleyes: )

S_A_M

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

Why do you think that? By all accounts, they're knowledgable, committed people fighting for their sincere beliefs, all of which have a goal of a better America and a better world. Stick to the substance of the subject, Pensk . . . I mean, SAM.

Like, why do career State employees believe that they, an unelected group with most of its origins in a past liberal appointment process, have the right to actively work against an elected president and an elected Congress in pursuing its visions and strategies for America? Do they not serve, and serve at the pleasure of, that president? Do they not have a duty to serve that president's goals and strategies?

(Oh, wait, maybe that IS treason.)

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

And yet many in the GOP cite the alleged military/DoD/Louis Freeh disapproval of/footdragging to delay Clinton Administration policies as a good thing.

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

"Many"? Who?

Is that like the "many" liberals who believe that Saddam should be returned as the leader of Iraq, based on the postings on Democratic Underground?

Are we speaking of "most"? "A lot"? "Some"? "One I read about in TNR"?

Is it important to you that State and CIA seem to have more than a "fringe" of such people?

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

C'mon Not Bob, cut it out. PoPD.

We know that conservatives and Republicans are principled folk, and not at all results-oriented, unlike those nattering nabobs of the looney left that have knocked the moral compass of the Dimwits so askew that they've accepted a corrupt, pork-barelling Grand Kleagle as the conscience of their party. The babyjesuschristsuperstar weeps at their willful disregard of his righteous teachings and the love that we try to spread (platonically) through the UMC.

Come to the light Not Bob. You are a good man at heart, unlike many of your irredeemable fellow supporters of the corrupt, plantation style racist policies of the Dimwitocrats. Though I fear that Sidd and Ty may be too far gone (sorry, Ty@50), perhaps if you lead enough of your brethren to the light we can all await the rapture together without being forced to exercise our Second Amendment rights all over their asses in moral and ethical self-defense. Feel the love, Not Bob (platonically). NTTAWWT, npi, sts.

S_A_M

P.S. Now, if only I could photoshop.

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

Wow. Did you take the Berlitz immersion course in Penskese?

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

Yeah, combined with the avatar change, I had to really look at the user name closely to see if we were being scammed.

Looking upward and onward
 

I believe the right was against arab unity before they were for it.

Looking upward and onward
 

I'm even more fair-weather than that. I'm for it, unless it goes in the direction of the Jihadis, and then I'm agin' it.

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

Yez.

PAGING JFKERRY!!!!!
 

Alas, Reuters is reporting the Dems will doggedly stick to their plan to run an actual, named candidate in 2008.

Looking upward and onward
 

Don't fret. You'll never have to admit your two-facedness on the issue. Arab unity is the cold fusion of geopolitics. You could sooner train colonies hedgehogs to perform Civil War re-enactments...


in uniform.

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

Whip-its, an 8 ball, a scanner and a copy of Coulter’s “How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must)”?

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

Penske . . . Penske . . . oh, that old sock!

Nope, Just trying to see the issues from both sides.

S_A_M

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

PoTM. Well done S_A_M. I feel my investment in the soul of this board may be paying off. Finally. It's only taken me 5 years and 18,347 posts from 117 socks.

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

Actually I switched gears. Started making my own meth in the basement. Some of that with Rush turned 11 on the surround sound is all the inspiration I need.

eta: Limbaugh, not the Canadian rockers, no offence, take off eh~!

Bush Administration Braces for the Large Sex Toy of Unpleasantness
 

Penske would have said "arses" not "asses."