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2. if your wife's driving holds true to the rest of her personal life, it's quite likely she is putting the car through its paces while you're at work.

Look, I was a sport when you strongly implied that my sister and mother were employed in the extremely personal services industry. But I will not accept, will not countenance, will not stand idly by when you imply that my wife enjoys doing sex.

cheval de frise

03-24-2009 09:31 PM

Grilled Ewok, served rare with polenta

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 384760)

I have an iPod, which I like well enough, but it's got these white little earphones that don't sound very good and make my ears hurt after a while and make me look like some kind of n3wb, not 1337.

So, as I'm considering replacement earphones, what sort of thing would y'all recommend?

These are my requirements:

Cannot be a minivan.
Cannot look like a minivan.
Price tag of no more than two digits, and preferably not high two digits. Yes, my ears are worth it, but a higher price will ensure that I will lose them promptly, while a lower price will ensure I never lose them.
Must be small enough to comfortably put in a pocket and not really show.
Good sound.
There is no 6.

Help me Lawtalkers, you're my only hope. (Said in voice of Christopher Walken in his screen test for Star Wars.)

Impressive. Most impressive. But you are not a Jedi...yet.

Bose makes a really nice set of earbud phones. They're comfortable and have great sound. Their only drawback is that the soft plastic earpieces can fall off and potentially get lost if you don't store them properly...like in the bottom of your briefcase.

CDF

taxwonk

03-24-2009 11:05 PM

Re: Car Talk

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 384718)

I've always wanted a stretched truck.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__UIs6-gaeY...Stretch368.jpg

Your neighbors would be green with envy!

(Especially with the optional horsetrailer and gunrack).

That is so fuckin' cool! Somewhere, Bilmore just got a chubby.

taxwonk

03-24-2009 11:17 PM

Re: Car Talk

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 384777)

No shit.

sebastian_dangerfield

03-25-2009 01:03 AM

Re: Car Talk

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Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 384716)

You are thinking of the Mercedes R class. Note that you can get that with a diesel engine, which could be of interest to you, if you are concerned with mileage.

A family member just got one. Seems like a nice car, but I'm hard pressed to come up with an uglier vehicle. The closer you get to it, the more hideous the thing appears. Goddamn abominable, frankly. I didn't want to be seen exiting it.

sebastian_dangerfield

03-25-2009 01:11 AM

Re: Car Talk

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 384727)

This is good to know. The other adult in this decision is a huge Toyota fan. It's going on the list!

Pick up a used Landcruiser. You can easily get 200k miles out of them and they're selling for super depressed prices because of the gas mileage. Some say their consumption (it's only akin to that of your average motorhome, really) is a downside. Bollocks to that. When society collapses into a post-apocalyptic moonscape in a few months, this is the truck you want.

Or a 4Runner. But you lose a good bit of elbow room there. And you can't mount a 30mm cannon on them as easily.

Call me mad, but I read Newsweek and watch the MSNBC. The populists are coming for you landowners out in Versailles territory. David Shuster never lies.*

*And has to be the most closeted man in journalism next to Anderson Cooper. I keep waiting for him to break out in an Ethel Merman medley every time he gets excited about a story.

Jack Manfred

03-25-2009 03:28 AM

Re: I got no car, and it's breaking my heart.

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Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 384771)

"Reee-coo . . . swaaaaaaaah-vay."

How, lizard boy, does this say "insecure coward" to you?:

http://www.motorera.com/corvette/197.../71yellow2.jpg

To me, that says, "Jack! I'm ready to shoot RIGHT NOW!"

Or maybe, "Yeah, well this is imported Italian nylon."

But I definitely think it says, "You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me."

Fugee

03-25-2009 08:16 AM

Re: Car Talk

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 384755)

but look how the Brazilain women are ogling the fat man. I bet whomever we now use as generic overweight male sock would do better in getting sex if he moved to Brazil, at least based upon your photo.

Sex is the last thing on their minds. They just want to know if an alien is going to burst from his gut during the match.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

03-25-2009 10:11 AM

Jfc

No one likes the banana Runts. Stop putting them in with all of the other delicious Runts.

Fugee

03-25-2009 10:16 AM

Re: Jfc

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 384799)

No one likes the banana Runts. Stop putting them in with all of the other delicious Runts.

Homophobic dwarf lover.

Fugee

03-25-2009 11:37 AM

No sympathy

The Swedish countess who needs $53,000 a week to cover expenses apparently hasn't been watching the news or she'd realize she's not going to get a lot of sympathy from the general public.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29760888/

On the other hand her soon-to-be ex-husband isn't much better. In a different story he says his living expenses are $100,000 a week.

Personally, I think $43MM for 7 years of marriage isn't such a bad deal. If she takes it without a fuss she has a better chance of landing another sugar daddy.

Hank Chinaski

03-25-2009 11:42 AM

actual fashion q---

is hot for a governor a lower standard-

Granholm not apologizing for Palin joke
Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm made the joke at a Washington dinner on Saturday.
WASHINGTON (CNN) – Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm said she won't apologize to Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin for her crack at last weekend's Gridiron Dinner that the former Republican vice presidential candidate "really set back the cause of hot governors."

because I've listening to her speak and never popped wood-

http://www.industryweek.com/media/Ne...55Granholm.jpg

i guess she is cute*, but something about the office is a turnoff- I'm not sure there is a GILF around.

*and she has some serious mole issues that you can't see in that shot.

Adder

03-25-2009 11:43 AM

Re: No sympathy

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 384841)

Interesting that she is primarily described as a countess when the money in question comes is the result of good old American corporate executive compensation.

Fugee

03-25-2009 12:05 PM

Re: No sympathy

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 384846)

Interesting that she is primarily described as a countess when the money in question comes is the result of good old American corporate executive compensation.

The Revolutionary War didn't diminish our fascination with "royalty."

Sparklehorse

03-25-2009 12:07 PM

Caption, Please

With apologies to Ty for gettin up in his corner: Caption, please:

http://www.observer.com/files/article/l_morgan.jpg

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