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I have created a temporary shelter from the FB, where posters interested in tits and water polo teams and horse whisperers can come and relax and talk about such things in a spirit of fellowship and niceness.

However, as creator of the thread, I am better than you, and you must refer to me as, alternatively, the Creator, Mr. McFlint or Pam.

Enjoy your stay, and welcome to Flintonia. Applications for temporary citizenship are now being accepted.

Thank you.

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This is a great idea, Pam. However, you may want to consider that you're establishing camp within my practice area may be construed by Hanks as a tacit backing of me. That may keep you from getting invited to all the cool parties.

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Can i be an administrator? i want to delete some wonk posts.

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Can we talk about Dryers?

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Oh, come on. You know nothing interesting will happen over here. You need the drama. Think of the make-up sex!

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Flintonia welcomes our newest citizens, taxwonk and Hank Chinaski. Your new Flintonian names shall be Vegas and Mack, respectively. Due to lack of infrastructure at the present time, you will have to share accommodations at this time.

We thank you for your patronage.

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Oh it's a happy day in Flintonia citizens! We have our first female (perhaps) citizens, formerly NotFromHere and robustpuppy, now known as Testeverde and Dr. No. With the influx of female posters, we can now abandon our previous plans to populate the island with clones. Vegas and Mack no longer need to share accomodations, thank you for trying, and please return the apparatus after sterilizing it first.

Joy be onto all of you, and this blessed land.

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I'd like to be Sneezey. Or Joe.

Where are the cupholders in this place? I've GOT to put down this vodka soda and I don't want to leave a ring on the coffee table. Gratz.

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Hm. I have found myself unwittingly drawn to a thread labelled "Tax." I'm feeling a little sleepy. Or overwhelmed by paper. Should we talk about estate taxes or something?
And thanks for the new name Flinty. Green head or shitty quarterback. Whichever you associate with it. Should I change my avatar or will that squelch your plans to populate the island?

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Wttw. At a party where wonk is at, a woman should keep an eye on her drink at all times. Word is he ruffied notme at the new poster party in March.

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Cupholders? We Flintonians need no stinkin cupholders. The world is our toilet. We welcome you to Flintonia, but must note that the names Joe and Sneezey have been reserved. However, Wheezy or Skippy are still available. Please choose and a name tag will be forwarded.

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I can't believe that you are handing out Wheezy so quickly after her untimely demise this year. Have you no conscience, man?! Hank, please explain to the monkey why there is nothing funny about celebrity deaths. Crimey.

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Oh. not to worry. wheezy has nothing to do with the Jeffersons, wheezy was taxwonk's nickname at HS track practice.

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C'mon, let her be Sneezy Joe.

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No no no. Weezy died this year. Wheezy is still alive and living with the other dwarves. With his albuterol and Claritin.

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In the spirit of fellowship and niceness, ncs is now Sneezy Joe. Apologies to Wheezy cultists everywhere.

ltl, our Border Patrol would like to ask you a few questions in an enclosed, windowless room before allowing your entry into Flintonia.

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Please tell me you're not conducting random body cavity searches in order to get into Flintonia. How will we get the contraband in?

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Random? No. I have a map.

I Forgive You All
 

You may return (safely) to other board. Nice work, flinty.

I Forgive You All
 

Oops. May have spoken too soon. Carry on.

The Undiscovered Country
 

I don't know. I kind of like it here. Testeverde shows some moxie with actual posts and not regurgitated MSNBC posts or cross-posts from fark.com; Vegas and Mack are peacefully co-existing and napping in the bungalow; Dr. No is already offering the make-up sex; Sneezy Joe has been liberated from the tyranny of cupholders; and ltl, pending her exam and Flintonian approval, is going to get some action. It's paradise. And me, all I know is that I finally get to kill someone.

The Undiscovered Country
 

Wait just one damn minute. Was this in the brochure? Was my failure to read the fine print a huge mistake (again?). Is Russian Roulette the "fun nude entertainment" you promised?

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You can try to throw suspicion on other posters all you want. The truth still remians that when you passed out after your third beer your wig fell off and we all saw your teeny little dick stuffed into that leopard print thong, "Miss" Not Me.

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Track practice? You again are clearly mistaken, oh silly one. All my life I have made it my practice not to run unless there is a soccer ball in front of me or an angry mob behind me.

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I have not ever socked with that woman, Ms. Notme. The rest of your post does remind me of my best Halloween party and costume. I was Kerry Strugg, with leotard and ankle wrap, and little more!

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I just want everyone to know, socks are welcome in Flintonia. No prejudice in Flintonia. And we have an awesome dental plan.

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How are your tax rates?

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I wouldn't call it a tax. And it's not applied equally to everyone. I'd call it more of a "tribute" or even a "sacrifice". See post 21, above. Pam demands sacrifice.

Don't worry Vegas, you're safe, you're my boy. Don't say anything to NHF, I think she's getting a little suspicious.

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Dude, totally do not listen to him when it comes time for the "nude entertainment." The rules that he faxed to me for Russian Roulette involve 6 bullets and an "I go first" clause.

Plus, he said something about flat taxes, whatever that means, but I was led to believe that our community would be more communistic in the sense that we all share the wealth. He also mentioned something about a guy named Nader or something.

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I think the flat tax has something to do with implants.

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So we get free ones? Or is Flintonia more of a "bullets not boobs" kind of place? Pam?

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The secrets and riches of Flintonia are many; it is up to you to decide how to spend your time here. But I will say this, Boobs are nice and are encouraged. Go boobs go.

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Since Gatti is falling down on the job, what would you like to call the new cult/religion? Pamism? Monkeyism. The church of Flinty and Latter Day chimps?

Flintonia lives
 

Just seemed as good a time as any to sneak back over here for a relaxing Wednesday. As much as I enjoy a good tit conversation, pretend buxom female socks don't do it for me that much.

Flintonia lives
 

Especially since it's not really unique in any way.

You still haven't named your religion. Our religion? Will we have freedom of religion, or will it be like England?

Flintonia lives
 

Bollocks on religion! We need God to save are arses as much as we need the Queen and her incestuous brood of poncing freaks ruling o'er us.

No papists and no whinging royalists neither.

Flintonia lives
 

Let's get this party started!! Flinty, is there a border guard on this place?
And where's Fringy? Can we have a party without the Fringe?

Flintonia lives
 

Wow, that's like rain on your wedding day irony that you asked about both the Border Guard and Fringey's whereabouts, since Fringey has been put into isolation by the Border Guard, who is performing a full cavity search. Fringey says she's having the time of her life.

Flintonia lives
 

Wow, was it really August the last time we were here?

And good for Fringey, since she missed out on the hunky painter guy and became a "do-it-yourselfer."

Flintonia lives
 

yes, the best! Now where is the booze?