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have fun. the playoffs would have started in 54 days.

Hotel Rwanda was really good, though it was difficult to watch. The Aviator was better than I thought it would be, and I ended up liking a good deal. I've heard really good things about the Sea Inside, and I think I'm going to try and catch it before the Oscars. Also, Finding Neverland is still playing there (as of Tuesday night when I went to see Hotel Rwanda), and I've heard good things. The reviews of Bad Education haven't been overwhelming. Oh, yeah, and Million Dollar Baby is still there. That's another one that I have to see before the Oscars. I keep hearing about a twist at the end, but so far I'm still unspoiled.

Speaking of Oscars, it sounds like the River Oaks theater is going to do their annual Oscar party again this year. Usually it's hosted by the Gay and Lesbian Film Festival, and it's a lot of fun. They project the awards on the big screen, serve food from Bira Porreti's next door, have a cash bar, and everyone dresses up for the big event. During the commercials they have trivia contests (which is how I got my 13 inch John Holmes ruler last year) and costume contests.

Is it black tie?

Nah. It's whatever you wanna wear. Some of the folks from the Gay and Lesbian Film Festival come in drag, though.

Oh, btw, the Aviator is really long. I had no idea when I went to see it what kind of time commitment I was making. It was good, but nearly 3 hours.

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Are you scalping U2 tickets as well as Sting tickets?

In other words, "Fuck you."

Or, "Please Don't Fuck Us."

Didn't you mean to say back?

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once again, I am on the cutting edge of cool while you are probably waiting for the porno version, Westminster Dogstyle Show, to come out.

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/200...how/index.html

Oh, and PS, the top winning pekingese of all time (I believe) is named Less.



http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/3...lessBOBPCA.jpg

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and Shifty wrote:

Damn, Burger. Kick a man while he's down, why don't you. Str8's got things kinda tough to begin with. He's Canadian, so he has an inherent sense of inferiority, worsened by Coors' acquisition of Molson. I get the impression that Ms. Tomato is withholding the Basil, iykwim (aityd), the hockey season is cancelled, and he has to sling Sting tickets to make up for his mounting gambling losses brought on by rash arrogance. Find a better target, you sick fuck. One that can stand up for himself.

Str8 responds: I took a bath on Sting and am out of the Sting business. I'm selling U2 and the Killers pretty successfully right now, but only for shows around the LA area. I made decent money on Interpol and am going tonight; I'll give a full report tomorrow.

As far as gambling goes, the Pats win helped make up a bit for what was a disastrous gambling playoffs (thanks Nate Kaeding). I am currently in a no-gambling stretch. I hope to keep it that way, especially since I am about to undertake a big remodel of the str8 house before the str8 baby comes in August.

And pregancy sex or no-sex is none of y'alls business.

Finally, I think it's so funny that the Mrs. is referred to here as Mrs. Tomato Basil, especially since the other ways in which I've described her (including posting a link to a video in which she appeared in her nickname-worthy professional capacity) are much more in keeping with the style of this board. But perhaps that's the beauty of it, it's certainly organic.

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Do all Native Americans piss you off, or just the drunken ones?

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How, pray tell, did you get those U2 tickets?

The only tihng I remember about your wife is that you bickered with her over tomato basil soup and posted here for advice in what I think I pronoucned the most boring post ever and then named her Tomato Basil (hi TM!). I don't remember everytiing aobut everyone, and i certainly don't memorize things like I am taking a social studies exam, but when someone posts something embarrassing, absurd or ridiculous about their SO , it sticks and I nickname em (Right Sequels and Mrs Rimmer?)

I have no idea what your wife does for a living

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If your wife is still working at the place she was working where the video was shot, I was at their website last night and ordered a few things. I'm looking forward to seeing how they work out.

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Tomato Basil works at hte Hustler Hollywood store? How did str8 meet Tomato Basil?

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How little attention have you been paying?

Bulldog, bulldog, bow wow wow.

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I am FBautistic. I know nothing about anybody except for the absurd.

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You know about Sebby's corn.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Disregard her butterface:

http://sportsbybrooks.com/MP3.jpg

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She does, and they could use the business, so thank you.

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Ticketmaster.com when they went on sale.

We weren't bickering over soup, I was just wondering what would be a better menu choice.

And we met on a TV show, like everyone else does in LA. Gosh.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

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I vote no, although I don't find her attractive. My stomach has more definition than that. She's not muscular, just skinny so what she has is (kind of) showing through.

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Elimindate?

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Absolutely not.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Not hot. Weird looking. Out of proportion. She looks like a gay man with TITS!!!

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

I like her stomach, but her face aint cute.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Not at all. She doesn't actually have all that much definition.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

I don't know about her bod but I LOVE her outfit!

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Definitely weird looking. But I likes the stomach.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Makes you wonder about Sequels.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

My stomach is flatter than that, though with less definition, I guess. I look like a woman though, not a gay man with TITS!!!!! That chick is not my type.

GWNC is my type though.

ETA I looked at the photo again and she does NOT have more definition than I do -- just different definition. I like mine better.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

I guess muscle-wise, you're correct.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Do you really think gwnc is going to fuck you based on you liking a stomach that looks like hers?

My day is looking up. Starbucks has invited me over to sample treats (presumably free). They gave me two (2) forks -- the invitation said something about bringing a friend, but I of course will be double-fisting.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

What does it make you wonder?

I'm not sure if visible ribs are "definition" or not. It seems if you work that area, they become more visible due to surrounding muscle.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

That is the most disturbing thing I've ever read.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

It's all I have left. She didn't respond to my match.com email. And I even admitted to sometimes moonwalking by myself just to soundy quirky and spontaneous!

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

She'd better watch out for stray darts.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Is this a fake tit joke or a giant head joke? Both would apply.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

In my mind, Sequels looks like this. http://scd.mm-b.yimg.com/image/63091062

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Yeah, one of her fake tits could get punctured.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

I'm not certain, but it could just be a "standing in front of dartboard" joke.