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whoever won, give me the thread title.

RT

ETA: Thanks paigow.

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Was it me? !?!?!?!?!

I enjoyed ncs's Sequels post. I think I would work in a little something from that.

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Oh please, take that back.

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Where's Penske when we need him?

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I wonder if PLF has tried that?

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I heard that he didn't like the taste of stunt penis.

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I'm still waiting for somebody to use "goddam muse to the fucktards." I think you owe me.

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I of course would like that. I like being mentioned. However, the real reason I am not a fan of the title being used now is that spittle is gross and why should I be exposed to it? I suppose I could absent myself.

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I never saw that original post, but I don't much care forit. And you know I love you.

How about Lessapalooza 2005!!! Everyone will be there.

I sent RT a suggsetion.

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Were you the muse? Because I'm pretty sure I was the fucktard.

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The use of the past tense is interesting.

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You must be so proud.

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Meh.

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GO.

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Exsqueeze me? Are you saying I'm still the ultimate fucktard?

eta mmmmmmm, fucking.

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Which one of you had the stunt penis?

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I for one am extremely disappointed. I guess I was wrong. Talk about egg on my face.

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I am sorry but I wasnt allowed to use enormous pictures of turds.

Anyway, its partially an inside joke that isnt really all that inside, which is sort of what this board has been whittled down to. What was it that Less said about this place? That might not have been bad.

And the aging hipster pants was really ungood. And I dont know who donated that one so I dont know who I am insulting But sorry.

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If you would just ask, I would be happy to fuck you in the ass with an inanimate object. Christ. No need to advertise to the whole board.

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Well since I've been outed as Sequels, I guess that'd be Coltrane.

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No no no no. Just complimenting gwink on a nice little nfh slam.

And yes, you were the muse to nfh the fucktard.

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I call this. If I ever win the K race, I'm taking "Meh."

Seriously. Thanks, AdL.

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edit: flakey-ass server bitches!

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I do not understand this. How did you get egg on your face?

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I think Sequels'sszzzss boyfriend/fiance/husband did the hipster pants one. So it's kind of apropos that she be mentioned in the next title.

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The last two board mottos (including this one) have been disappointing. I think Coltrane was responsible for the last one. You people can do better.

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I have a buddy who does dick tricks such as The Flying Squirrel, the Bulldog, the Bird Feeder and the Weightlifter. I think those would be considered stunts.

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Promises, promises.

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I'm sorry! What do I have to do to make it up to you people? You demand SO MUCH!

*runs away*

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I wonder if Sequels reads this board. Does she know that she is a Reese Witherspoon loving, mainstream flick renting, Coltrane snagging cyber legend? THat to tens of lawyers, she is about to become Sequels Coltrane?

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Now that I am obsessed with RP, its hard to just come up with a gaping gash on the spot.

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Don't I know that.

Ashleeee
 

Thanks to gwink for reminding me of Go Fug Yourself. I'm much more at peace with the world now that I've learned that Ashlee Simpson's "Punk Chick" image was all just a front:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...elf/ashlee.jpg

Welcome to Hollywood, Fuglee! The leather covering the knees on those boots will surely come in handy.

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Damnit, I was at lunch when the 5K was won! I promise I'll use it if and when I ever win.

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No it's not: Goatse

spree: link to wikipedia

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I cannot tell if you are insulting me or commiserating with me. Lets face it, we are the new PLFs. Way off our game. Well past our sellby date. We aren't disenfranchised and disillusioned junior associates and 3Ls anymore, throwing off the clever quip between scanning of documents for privileged material. Nope, We are jr partnres now, or gunning for partner, or of counsel, or told that our partnership chance might be better somewhere else. We hve spouses, or are about to,. We have kids, or are aobut to. Or we are going through divorce while eyeballing forty at the end of some dark vaginal tunnel. We have killed a lot of braincells as we approache the soft alcoholism of middle age. We know that we billed 2.3 on the penske account but we cannot quite remember what we actually did. Funny shit just doesnt roll off our tongues anymore. We sound a little bitter, a little worn out and quite frankly, a little haggard. We all make jokes about how old we look without looking in the mirror at ourselves. And its not the kind of funnythat is funny bc it is real. It is just not funny. It might be time to take a bow, step aside and usher the next generation in.

Where are they?

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That was you?

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You wish.

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More like, her grandpa wants some tips from you.

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Couldn't her grandma just invest in a series of increasingly large strap-ons?

Btw, from the Alex site, "the same large yellow buttplug" would make a pretty good board motto.