To be inserted by my little [hotel] cum drop
 

You name it, Lizard.

(Or was "Who's Dumbest Now?" your suggestion?)

The Toronto trim
 

Dear Gwinky,
Since the thread is closed, I didn't get to edit my response to your question. Dr. Stubbs, the inventor of the procedure, has his practice in Toronto.

Or, in the alternative...
Read the article bitch. Why you think I post the link? For my health?

To be inserted by my little [hotel] cum drop
 

The pressure!

The Toronto trim
 

Dr. Stubbs?

The Toronto trim
 

Yes, actually. The article begins like this....

"When I first interviewed Toronto doctor Robert H. Stubbs way back in 1994, he was a pioneer of a new surgical technique that could add length to a man’s penis. He learned the basics of the procedure from a Chinese physician named Dr. Long.
Yes, Stubbs. Long. Penis lengthening."

finals
 

when the Pistons really play they seem like they easily beat everyone. they beat 3 very different teams in these playoffs- including beating the "can't lose" Heat with shaq who can push off and walk and draw the foul.

Are the Spurs that different from the team that lost to LA last year?

Pistons in 5.

To be inserted by my little [hotel] cum drop
 

To alleviate it, shifter is willing to sell to the highest bidder. "Contact dtb for details!"

The Toronto trim
 

Last night on WPT, Doc Martens was at the final table. Some doctor guy from Canada* with the last name Martens.



*weirdos with their weird names

The Toronto trim
 

Bob Stubbs.

Heh. Do you think his parents considered this when naming him? They should at least have run it by a friend or two.

Toronto Trim
 

To hell with the inner labia (I have enough shit to style), but I'll take Unhooding Of The Clitoris for $2,000, Alex. Then I'm going to take up extreme horseback riding. Whew hew.

Diane (couldn't they move the man in the boat closer to the water too?) Keaton
http://www.paulinamillerstudiogaller...n_the_Boat.jpg

The Toronto trim
 

But how were his shoes?

The Toronto trim
 

First choice was Richard?

The Toronto trim
 

Or Pat.

Birthday wishes?
 

Okay, today IS my birthday, but I don't think anyone here knew that. Does that mean someone in the FB universe shares my birthday, or is this just another rash of stupid misuses of the FBA login?

tm

Birthday wishes?
 

It's my birthday also. Meet for a drink later?

eta: Now that you're old enough and all.

The Toronto trim
 

Or Cigarette.

Birthday wishes?
 

wow, it's your birthday AND you got to name the thread based on merit!!!

Too exciting for words. And one of the better thread names in a long while.

Birthday wishes?
 

I still don't understand why hotel cum is the best.

I vote for...
 

...more Bollywood:

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....G99iPqfBR0_g--

to that other special someone
 

Happy birthday to you too! sorry for the oversight.

alba
 

Her breasts are perfect and she's doing quite well in all the other categories too.

http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens...LBA/00004m.jpg

http://www.degenerados.org/Descargas...a_Alba_Bik.jpg

[no nudity, but too big for the board (the photo, not the ass)]

TM

Birthday wishes?
 

Your avatar really doesn't fit, especially now that you've bloated up like an old whale carcass.

I think this would fit better:

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_05_fusdie.jpg

The Toronto trim
 

Bob is as good as any. Richard would have been the bad one for the Stubbs'.

Birthday wishes?
 

Thanks. You're sweet. But do you think that if I really were bloated up like your wife, I would joke about it?

alba
 

Other than hair color. Great body. Horrible fakey hair color.

The Toronto trim
 

That's crap. Bobby Stubbs would suck as a name.

Birthday wishes?
 

Don't worry. I will always think of you as not that fat.

The Toronto trim
 

This reminds me that I was surprised to discover yesterday that Robert has dropped to number 32 on the list of boys' names. I attribute that to the dislike of "Bob" even though Robert is a perfectly fine name.

Birthday wishes?
 

Do you have the next picture in that sequence, which I assume shows fringing diving into and then wallowing in the middle of that cake?

Mmmm, fudgie the whale cake.

Birthday wishes?
 

If it's warm chocolate cake, sure. If it's an ice cream cake, no way. Brrr!

alba
 

Nice, but she's got nothing on Gwink's soon-to-be magic ass. Does Jessica have an extra nice pussy? Does she come from giving blowjobs?

The Toronto trim
 

I have a short last name- wooden sound. I wanted to name my son Vincent, great name for the right smart/hip/sort of arty kid.

BUT realized that "Vinnie" would make the Sebbys of the world discount him as a guido, and Vince sounds too football coach.

He ended up Jacob.

Birthday wishes?
 

That's a whale? Slap a Santa hat on it, and you basically have this.

http://www.eisema.com/images/1108.jpg

Birthday wishes?
 

Screw you too! I'll save my rich creamy refreshing goodness for people who deserve the freshest ice cream in America!

For you, Entenmanns.

alba
 

Does that Canadian have naked/near-naked pictures of herself posted on the internet? Maybe the Canadians aren''t are comfortable with their bodies as the Italians.

The Toronto trim
 

Ahem.

Anyway, I forgive you -- what with you being a pretty lady with a one word name and cool, hipster-chick glasses.

alba
 

Someone's been living in a cave for a few years.

eta and has never heard of a certain lady called Pamela Anderson. And apparently another Canadian, called Tricia Helfer, has nude pictures of her on the internet that are really hot for some reason (I have not seen them, this is rumor only. Someone might want to do a search).

alba
 

? Maybe I'm whiffing, but according to the IMdB, Jessica Alba's father is Mexican.

tm

The Toronto trim
 

I thought you were the anti-Bob? I had this wrong?

And I can't say I've been missing work, Bob.

alba
 

I didn't think she was Canadian.