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unprepared k-race winner is penske, cuz he doesn't have a motto yet.

Lawtalkers.com disclaims any assertions made in the board motto as chosen by Penske Account on July 6, 2005 per the 5k winner rule.

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The race may go to the swift, but the motto should go to the prepared.

Nah, it was a fairly low-key wedding and everyone seemed pretty relaxed. She only freaked out briefly right before the ceremony. It's possible that she was selling the revirginizing thing for the benefit of his family. They bought and moved into the house about a month or two before the wedding, and his parents had no idea they were living together for the three years prior to that.

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so maybe the first poster in the new thread (mods excepted) should get to name it. Like planting a flag. Or peeing on RT's sister. You know, mark the territory.

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This sounds like a rule drafted to deal with only one thing -- the scourge of Penske.

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Fine. I know you don't like my super-secret thread name, but you don't have to change the rules to get rid of the possibility that I might get to use it at some point.

(#5001!)

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I blame the Clintons.

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An unprecedented idea, at least.

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We are working on it.

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in a series

Friend reports that the new Foo Fighters CD is distributed by Sony BGM and their copy protection software won't let him rip the CD and load it onto i-Tunes.

Apparently Sony BGM and BMI have decided that since Apple won't open up the iTunes software so they can sell their music directly to the consumer for iTunes, iPod users aren't going to be able to listen to their music.

I guess I'm not buying the new Foo Fighters CD or anything else from Sony BGM or BMI.

ETA related links: http://www.webpronews.com/news/ebusi...instiPods.html

http://www.insanely-great.com/news.php?id=4934

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"This is my #1 contender for next thread title"

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We? I must have misread the 5000 post author.

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Well, if that song "The Best" is indicative of the remainder of the FF's latest, I'd say you owe Sony and BMI a drink.

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I think either ppppppaigows many personalities include ppppppenske and his socks, or pppppaigow is a penske sock. Or both.

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I understand principle and all, but it's the best CD that's come out in the last 3-5 years. Highly recommend it.

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They can be ripped, it is just a PITA. BMG has been using that on their big-sellers for a while now. I think that the Velvet Revolver CD was the first instance that we (paigow!) found of that. Complaints have been sent to BMG, but to no avail. Mr Man can provide details (I know not of this stuff) (nor do I want to).

Just don't ask Mr Man about the drive that stores all of our iTunes crashing and our backup file ending after the bands starting with "G". He's a bit touchy about that still.

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Include the terms cuckoldry and revirginization.

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We are expecting great things.

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The scourge of penske cannot be dealt with. Its liek gray pubes. ANother one just pops up.

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Glad to hear it. I like Dave Grohl. Think he's a fantastic drummer as well as a good songwriter.

But The Best is possibly the most inappropriately titled song in history. They should demote the dim suit who greenlighted that as the first single to the Polkas and Sea Shanties division.

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We will sell them our proposed title for a nominal fee.


(I typoed "for a nominal feel"; heh heh he he he he)

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Even hinting that that is an actual physical reality to anyone is disturbing. That would freak me the fuck out.

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No changng the rules midstream coots! This is not Clintonia!

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Were we really expecting great things, we would have been disappointed.

Tickets
 

So my boss just gave me her personal tickets to the Astros game tonight. As you can imagine, they are sweet tickets, and I have 3 to give away. I feel somewhat obligated to invite people from work. Should I invite:

A) Some of our consultants who have been stuck here for months. Upside: generates goodwill and good working relationships. Downside: They are dorks and probably would not be very fun to drink beer with.

B) Some other consultants who basically run the company and for whom I more or less work. Upside: generates goodwill and good working relationships. Downside: I may drink enough beer that I say what I actually think about them.

C) Cute IT chick with whom I have worked forever but never slept with. Upside: Tonight could be the night. Downside: She has a blind date tonight, and I'm not sure about the MFM thing.

D) Mid-forties attractive cougar who has tried to sleep with me in the past, but I turned her down. Upside: I will probably sleep with her. Downside: I will probably sleep with her.

E) Nice but unattractive co-worker who has taken me to many games in the past, despite the fact that I will not sleep with her. Upside: I feel like I owe her. Downside: See above re: unattractive.

This should not be considered multiple choice. All suggestions/replies are appreciated.

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Original Whiff. You know Penske is my sock, right?

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a-HEM

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She meant the royal we, me, the King of Ks.

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Next time.

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"We" won't get it. ITs an IJMTRIATIETIRS,SO

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Please see the part about feeling obligated to invite people from work. That's sort of the tradition when she gives out her personal tickets.

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Or stretch marks.

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It is particularly amusing that the problem arises only with iTunes on PCs, but not on Macs.

http://news.com.com/Sony+BMG+hinders...3-5749895.html

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I thought it was a reference to cuckoldry and revirginization.

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I won the K race, I should get first dibs.

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Whatever it is, it sucks.

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I'd grab whoever I could find that is willing to go, but I'd also never agree to go to a baseball game on the day of unless my job is on the line. And maybe not even then if the severence package seems doable.

Consultants more dorky than lawyers? This has not been my experience.

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Why don't you invite my friend, fuckwad?

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Accountants.

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Take the cute IT chick, her blind date, and RT. RT can distract the blind date while you get beer after beer after beer for the cute IT chick.