Name it Shifter
 

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I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

That's the worst thread title ever.

Name that thread
 

2.

Hang up
 

and tell Paigow you'll call her back. With great power comes great responsibility.

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

As opposed to professional drunks?

Are there any gender illusionists?

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

Yes. My patentpara sock was a gender illusionist.

Stick with the syllable bit
 

I should have guessed you'd be at a cocktail party where everyone is surfing the internet. Now you're revealing too much of your personality.

TM

This is much harder than math.
 

I hate it when I'm trying to reply to a post at the end of a different thread, band I can't do it because the thread is closed.

That bites.

HOWEVER, this is what I'm responding to.

No. No one would help me file a claim! Sue, Schmoo. I'm a transactional lawyer.

Will you do it?

Name it Shifter
 

Check out your box.

Sorry, penske. There were other factors to consider.

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

Amateur drunks is not a hard concept to grasp. I'm not going to explain it for you.

Despite its WeHo location, I'd be surprised to find any gender illusionists there. More likely drunk frat boys who came to the strip to go to Sky Bar and were turned away at the door.

I had my ass groped while I was standing in the bar the one time I was there. My friend stepped on some gum and the phrase from that point on for Barney's was "I have gum on my shoe." I hear the SM location is less annoying, but I haven't ventured back for more as of yet.

This is much harder than math.
 

No. No one would help me file a claim! Sue, Schmoo. I'm a transactional lawyer.

Will you do it? [/QUOTE] I reported on the Rapex, not the Penis Biter. And now that I have a patent, you're screwed.

Stick with the syllable bit
 

Oh, little man, you have no idea.

But I'll go with it. Here's your philosophical question for the day: is it worse to be a party where people are surfing around, or not even to be able to score that kind of fun? Pull out your slide rule, work it out, and get back to me.

This is much harder than math.
 

Not if she uses the Rapex.

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

I wasn't asking for an explanation. I, we are the professional drunks, no? And if you and your people were there, then it was not filled with only amateur drunks, correct?

K Race
 

Wow. 2 K's in a day. Has that ever happened before?

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

What's Wonk like in person?

Stick with the syllable bit
 

Because I, like dtb, am starting to like you a little bit, I give you this warning.

Fighting with TM is dumber than drinking the red punch in the garbage can.

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

I have some gum in my shorts. See?

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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

I didn't say it was. Tough reading comprehension day, eh?

Birthday Boys and Girls
 

You know, I hate to be a buzzkill on all this celebrating, but my father-in-law's birthday is today, and I have to tell you: if any of this astrology crap is not really crap, it's likely that you are a real sonofabitch.

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

Why is there gum on your knees?


Zing!

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Well, drat. That never ends well.

Not even a little? Okay, okay.

Riding across the desert . . . on a fiiiiiine Arahb chahhhh-guh.
 

Yeah. I'd have felt bad about calling TM out, offering him the choice of sabers or pistols at dawn, etc. I'd miss having him around, what with his death and all preventing him from reading my Yankee Schadenfreude Haiku.

(Hey, he ain't the president, is he?)

Oh

Guido finds his bat
and Yanks clobber last place Rays
too little, too late?

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He is piker, don't sweat it.

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

Not even close.

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

2. Dear god we've had some bad board titles this year.

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

Wait. That IS the title?

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

No, that was the message I sent Burger while I was on the phone so he wouldn't harrass me for the thread title. I don't know what he did with the real one.

Riding across the desert . . . on a fiiiiiine Arahb chahhhh-guh.
 

Okay, I will take your word for it that that would suck.

Stick with the syllable bit
 

Thanks, though I feel strangely lost. I don't know that I've ever aborted a fuss-fest in quite this way before.

Stick with the syllable bit
 

What's your opinion on mentorship?

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Unformed. I'm open to it.

It's starting to feel as though there's a body in the closet around here somewhere.

Hang up
 

I believe he is on the phone making a donation to the Red Cross on my behalf. Mighty big of him. I am duly impressed.

Riding across the desert . . . on a fiiiiiine Arahb chahhhh-guh.
 

you probably want to pick your fights with him, and this one is a loser for you. these endless/mindless exchanges may be high quality posts for Shape Shifter, but dtb and you could do better.

Riding across the desert . . . on a fiiiiiine Arahb chahhhh-guh.
 

Hmmm. Hmmm. Thank you.

Riding across the desert . . . on a fiiiiiine Arahb chahhhh-guh.
 

Yes, it's far better to fight with him over who's taller on the internet.

A New Sensation
 

Why the venom? I thought you liked being called a professional drunk? If not, then just send back your business cards and we're done.

Or are you getting ready to pay for this place for a month?

A New Sensation
 

Guess we'll find out tonight. I think but for her femaleness, Susie would be headed home tonight. I'd be surprised if Mark Burnett lets it be an all male final 3 though.

Mig bought himself a ticket home at some point soon with his theater background stuff in the interview and the theatrical nature of his performances last night. He's the new Ty.

A New Sensation
 

Oh, just grab her ass and get it over with already, queen of the gender illusionists.