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Not Bob 02-06-2009 05:15 PM
A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 379844)
. . . and let me say that the play's version of 16 going on 17 is the most sexist, double entendre, piece of shit song I've ever seen performed on stage.
And yet:

ROLF
You wait, newbie sock, on the Pol-tics Page
For Ty to make a faux pas
You post, newbie sock, in a red-faced rage
That makes us all click "ig-nore."

LIESL
Click "ig-nore."

ROLF
You are new school, going on middle school
Newbie, it’s time to think
Better beware of Sebby and Flower
Newbie, they made me drink.

You are new school, going on middle school
Monikers all start to blend
Which fish is Spooky? Why’s spanky kooky?
Did Bilmore come to an end?

Totally unprepared are you
To talk about Greek isles
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of pubic hair grooming styles

You need someone older and wiser
Telling you how to post
I am middle school going on older school
I’ll keep you from being toast

LIESL
I am new school, going on middle school
I know my schtick needs work
Thurgreed’s a blast, he raved at my ass
But I hear he can be a jerk

I am new school, going on middle school
Mucking through all the slime
Salacious PMs, emails and IMs
Which dudes are worth my time?

Totally unprepared am I
To read about Slave’s sex life
Timid and shy and scared am I
At the thought of Mister's wife

I need someone older and wiser
Explaining this place to me
You are middle school going on older school
Make me an F-Beh-tee.

Replaced_Texan 02-06-2009 05:28 PM
A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Go for it.

Shape Shifter 02-06-2009 05:35 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
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Did anyone see the Super Bowl?

Not Bob 02-06-2009 05:36 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 380496)
Go for it.

What the fuck? My song! My song!

Shape Shifter 02-06-2009 05:39 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 380503)
What the fuck? My song! My song!

It's lost forever, now, just like the hairless cat pics, the rating of ppnyc, and gatti's innocence.

Replaced_Texan 02-06-2009 05:44 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 380503)
What the fuck? My song! My song!
At the very tippy top of the thread now!

bold_n_brazen 02-06-2009 05:44 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shape Shifter (Post 380504)
It's lost forever, now, just like the hairless cat pics, the rating of ppnyc, and gatti's innocence.
I saved the hairless cat photos.

Not Bob 02-06-2009 05:56 PM
Ooops, I did it again.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 380506)
At the very tippy top of the thread now!
Aren't you a sweetie. I feel all special now.

(AoN, shifter, I am now picturing Gatti singing the "I'm not that innocent" line from Britney's classic hit. Thanks.) (No, seriously, thanks. That dude is workin' it on my mental soundtrack.)

Shape Shifter 02-06-2009 06:00 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 380507)
I saved the hairless cat photos.
Apparently, they're still there, it's just a pain to look for them. While the idea on this was mine, my hat's really off to Hank's wife for this. She did really good work. I'm not sure slave has ever forgiven Hank, which may explain some of Hank's behavior.

http://www.lawtalkers.com/hairless.jpg

dtb 02-06-2009 06:02 PM
CONSULT -- Living the Dream
 
So I open up my little hometown paper today, and what do you think this publication-ette is pining for in the classified section but a COPY EDITOR!!

It's a dream come true! So, as I cannot make a move without consulting my tarot cards and the wisenheimers of the FB, please, wisenheimers, proffer your opinions regarding how best I can display my non-copy-editing background, but still secure a position at this fine newspaper in what is sure to be the first step in a rewarding and fulfilling career.

Very unlike the career I had as a Wall St. lawyer. Ew.

SlaveNoMore 02-06-2009 06:09 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 380507)
I saved the hairless cat photos.
Oddly, I still have the famed "fuzzy sweater" of lore.

Adder 02-06-2009 06:10 PM
Re: CONSULT -- Living the Dream
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 380510)
So I open up my little hometown paper today, and what do you think this publication-ette is pining for in the classified section but a COPY EDITOR!!

It's a dream come true! So, as I cannot make a move without consulting my tarot cards and the wisenheimers of the FB, please, wisenheimers, proffer your opinions regarding how best I can display my non-copy-editing background, but still secure a position at this fine newspaper in what is sure to be the first step in a rewarding and fulfilling career.

Very unlike the career I had as a Wall St. lawyer. Ew.
You spent years chasing commas. You should be a shoo in. Do you need an assistant that can't spell or type and regularly confuses homonyms?

Shape Shifter 02-06-2009 06:13 PM
Re: CONSULT -- Living the Dream
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 380510)
So I open up my little hometown paper today, and what do you think this publication-ette is pining for in the classified section but a COPY EDITOR!!

It's a dream come true! So, as I cannot make a move without consulting my tarot cards and the wisenheimers of the FB, please, wisenheimers, proffer your opinions regarding how best I can display my non-copy-editing background, but still secure a position at this fine newspaper in what is sure to be the first step in a rewarding and fulfilling career.

Very unlike the career I had as a Wall St. lawyer. Ew.

Does it require that the Copy Editor be photogenic?

Replaced_Texan 02-06-2009 06:14 PM
Re: CONSULT -- Living the Dream
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 380510)
So I open up my little hometown paper today, and what do you think this publication-ette is pining for in the classified section but a COPY EDITOR!!

It's a dream come true! So, as I cannot make a move without consulting my tarot cards and the wisenheimers of the FB, please, wisenheimers, proffer your opinions regarding how best I can display my non-copy-editing background, but still secure a position at this fine newspaper in what is sure to be the first step in a rewarding and fulfilling career.

Very unlike the career I had as a Wall St. lawyer. Ew.

The FB will be happy to write you a letter of recommendation.

Otherwise, how about collecting a few writing samples and submitting them with the application?

ThurgreedMarshall 02-06-2009 06:14 PM
Re: CONSULT -- Living the Dream
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 380510)
It's a dream come true! So, as I cannot make a move without consulting my tarot cards and the wisenheimers of the FB, please, wisenheimers, proffer your opinions regarding how best I can display my non-copy-editing background, but still secure a position at this fine newspaper in what is sure to be the first step in a rewarding and fulfilling career.
Mark up their Sunday edition and submit with your resume.

TM

Shape Shifter 02-06-2009 06:14 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SlaveNoMore (Post 380511)
Oddly, I still have the famed "fuzzy sweater" of lore.

That should go in the Lawtalkers Museum. I think I still have several dozen Shape Shafters that I could contribute.

dtb 02-06-2009 06:19 PM
Re: CONSULT -- Living the Dream
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 380515)
Mark up their Sunday edition and submit with your resume.

TM
Oh man. This is PERFECT. I am a shoo-in!!!

Thanks, TM!!

Shape Shifter 02-06-2009 06:20 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
I don't really follow the politics of my native state closely (too predictable), but this woman is often good for a laugh. She previously made national news when she claimed teenaged lesbians were taking over schools in Southeast Oklahoma. Now she has uncovered the Homosexual Agenda:

Quote:
As conspiracy theories abound in Oklahoma, John Birch Society, others rally
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
By Ben Fenwick

The crowd in the banquet hall at the Character Conference Center, housed in an old Holiday Inn in downtown Oklahoma City, sat packed, rapt with attention as Oklahoma state Rep. Sally Kern, R-Oklahoma City, told them she’d found it: the gay agenda.

Kern said the agenda is in a book called “After the Ball,” by Marshall Kirk and Hunter Madsen, a book named after a musical adaptation of Oscar Wilde’s “Lady Windermere’s Fan.” She recounted the bullet points of a secret public relations campaign to have gays accepted by the general public — step by step — with the final goal being not just acceptance of gays by heterosexuals, but eventual triumph of homosexuality as a superior lifestyle.

Among the items in the agenda, Kern said, was getting the public to view homosexuality as a matter of taste, like a preference for strawberry or vanilla ice cream. She quoted the text: “The masses should not be shocked and repelled by premature exposure to homosexual behavior itself.”

“You know,” Kern said. “I’ve done a lot of reading on this. I wish I could describe to you their behavior. I will not because I would be redder than this suit. It’s their behavior that we oppose.

“This theme of equality and freedom is the approach that the homosexuals are using today — totally perverting the true intention of what our Constitution meant. … The homosexuals get it — it’s a struggle between our religious freedoms and their right to do what they want to do.”

Around the banquet hall, Kern’s speech met with applause and calls of “Amen!” from a crowd stoked in a crucible of conspiracy and intrigue. For the whole day, the “Clouds Over America” conference, run and organized by the John Birch Society, held lecture after lecture Jan. 23 and 24 dedicated to explaining their various conspiracy-laden tenets. Here’s one — that a godless secret society, the Illuminati, has been battling against the founding of the United States of America and decent citizens to live in peaceful, worshipful freedom.
More here.

dtb 02-06-2009 06:37 PM
Re: CONSULT -- Living the Dream
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 380514)
The FB will be happy to write you a letter of recommendation.

Otherwise, how about collecting a few writing samples and submitting them with the application?
That would bore them to tears, as the only things I've written (other than posts on this board) are prospectuses and contracts.

Hmmm. Maybe I'll just send a link to the FB.

SlaveNoMore 02-06-2009 06:47 PM
E-Bay
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shape Shifter (Post 380516)
That should go in the Lawtalkers Museum. I think I still have several dozen Shape Shafters that I could contribute.
I thought your former employer auctioned those off for a quick balance sheet uptick?

Shape Shifter 02-06-2009 06:49 PM
Re: E-Bay
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SlaveNoMore (Post 380525)
I thought your former employer auctioned those off for a quick balance sheet uptick?
Um, they tried. :(

SlaveNoMore 02-06-2009 06:55 PM
Re: CONSULT -- Living the Dream
 
[QUOTE=dtb;380522]That would bore them to tears, as the only things I've written (other than posts on this board) are prospectuses and contracts.
[QUOTE]

Some of which, mind you, we now review, word for word, line by line, and then have to hire litigators.

I often thank you for actually knowing where to properly put the comma.

Slave("Nah, who cares, no one ever reads this stuff and nothing goes bad anyway")NoMore

LessinSF 02-06-2009 07:01 PM
Coraline Review
 
http://movies.msn.com/pmg/coraline/?GT1=28127

Cletus Miller 02-06-2009 07:02 PM
Re: CONSULT -- Living the Dream
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 380512)
Do you need an assistant that can't spell or type and regularly confuses homonyms?
Hank needs a job?

Penske_Account 02-06-2009 07:03 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shape Shifter (Post 380516)
That should go in the Lawtalkers Museum. I think I still have several dozen Shape Shafters that I could contribute.
For the GA Museum, I still have my autographed copy of "The Moral Compass of the American Lawyer" with co-author Carol Langford's lipstick imprint (full lips I might add) and immorally suggestive note to Penske in the inner cover, which I could contribute.

(hi Fugee!)

Penske_Account 02-06-2009 07:04 PM
btw
 
K race??!?!!?? NWTF?!!??!?

LessinSF 02-06-2009 07:27 PM
Who mentioned nerds?
 
http://6.media.bustedtees.com/busted...04a6b028d7.jpg

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 02-06-2009 07:40 PM
Re: Coraline Review
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 380528)
I have several friends whose continued employment depends mightily on the success of this movie. Reviews like that can't hurt.

SlaveNoMore 02-06-2009 07:51 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 380530)
For the GA Museum, I still have my autographed copy of "The Moral Compass of the American Lawyer" with co-author Carol Langford's lipstick imprint (full lips I might add) and immorally suggestive note to Penske in the inner cover, which I could contribute.

(hi Fugee!)
I knew Penske Material, and you, my son, are no Penske Material.

Or Tony Stark, for that matter.

-VestedSockOption

Penske_Account 02-06-2009 08:07 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SlaveNoMore (Post 380538)
I knew Penske Material, and you, my son, are no Penske Material.

Or Tony Stark, for that matter.

-VestedSockOption
Back off midskoooler! The book i note is from way back in the day, Ye Olde Skool....I think Less was just an intern for Fugee at that stage,

SocraticMethod Man 02-06-2009 08:12 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SlaveNoMore (Post 380538)
I knew Penske Material, and you, my son, are no Penske Material.

Or Tony Stark, for that matter.

-VestedSockOption
You antisocial excuse for moth-eaten hog swill.

Penske_Account 02-06-2009 08:18 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SocraticMethod Man (Post 380540)
You antisocial excuse for moth-eaten hog swill.
FWIW, on Infirm, RhythmMethodMan was my sock.

Tyrone Slothrop 02-06-2009 08:31 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SocraticMethod Man (Post 380540)
You antisocial excuse for moth-eaten hog swill.
I think you meant to put a question mark at the end of that.

Diane_Keaton 02-06-2009 08:47 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Benjamin Moore paint that is as close as possible to the color of stainless steel appliances? I looked at the grays (or greys as our dear, post-partisan Penske would say the good chap) and they all seem to have an annoying blue, green or purplish base.

Thanks.

SlaveNoMore 02-06-2009 09:05 PM
A Screaming Comes Across the Sky
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 380542)
I think you meant to put a question mark at the end of that.
W.p.,p.!

Shape Shifter 02-06-2009 09:12 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 380542)
I think you meant to put a question mark at the end of that.

Do moths even eat hog swill? I haven't really paid to much attention on the few occasions where I may have witnessed hog swill, but to the extent I did, it didn't impress me as being an overly mothy thing.

Gattigap 02-06-2009 09:43 PM
Re: Ooops, I did it again.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 380508)
Aren't you a sweetie. I feel all special now.

(AoN, shifter, I am now picturing Gatti singing the "I'm not that innocent" line from Britney's classic hit. Thanks.) (No, seriously, thanks. That dude is workin' it on my mental soundtrack.)
I can sing it an octave lower now, FWIW.

Tyrone Slothrop 02-06-2009 10:21 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shape Shifter (Post 380545)
Do moths even eat hog swill? I haven't really paid to much attention on the few occasions where I may have witnessed hog swill, but to the extent I did, it didn't impress me as being an overly mothy thing.
Hang on -- I'll see if I can find the right blog.

Icky Thump 02-06-2009 10:48 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Testing new Avatar.

SlaveNoMore 02-06-2009 10:56 PM
Hog Swill, indeed.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 380551)
Hang on -- I'll see if I can find the right blog.
Josh or Atrios? Then again, with those two, it's like 6 versus a half dozen.

Slave(OrWasItDrum?)NoMore


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