Re: Teague for two
 

I thought about the auto-correct angle, but could not figure out what he possibly could have been trying to type. Believe me, I spent some time on this project and came up with nothing. In other news, some Fantastic Four star is mad because his Esquire profile misrepresented him by quoting him saying (repeatedly) that his cock was like a highball glass and that he smoked tons of pot. Guys rule!

eta:

Aw fuck it, I Googled it. My best guess is he was looking for some garishly fanciful headwear and the message got all mixed up:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/406942516299233341/

Re: Teague for two
 

He meant NOSE. Or EARS. Anyone who thinks he was texting about a clit is a pervert.

Re: Teague for two
 

Mr Stretch?

Re: Teague for two
 

notme once gave a post about how to do cunnilingus correctly; maybe we should try and contact her to ask?

Re: Teague for two
 

Did it start with "do not graphically propose it to a co-worker?" 'Cause that's one of the bits where old Norwood clearly went wrong.

Re: Teague for two
 

Flat and mega:

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=...D800005007&f=1

Re: Teague for two
 

OMG! The Stones were just here in June and the played at the U of M stadium. I'm sure he was there. Man, that must have been a sexually charged show for him, with all these chicks with flat mega tongue tramp stamps running about. Let's hope he deleted his texts from that night.

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Re: Teague for two
 

I think it would look great on you. Go for it

Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
 

For Burger. I like the "Bill Lumbergh of commissioners" line.

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A hint of nipple in a couple of these.

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Please
 

Can someone bring me new pants and underwear? Schwing.

Icky made a mess in his pants.

https://video-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hv...6f&oe=55CE5508

So
 

One of the people who runs my department instituted Saturday Morning Meetings a few years ago for the sole purpose of reminding people of what bitches they were. Some of the more senior people attended, then dropped off.

This year, em took a summer long vacation and word is, may institute them this fall.

Is it wrong to say that if em does, at that meeting em gonna think em's in the Jets locker room wearing a number 7 jersey?

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