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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You Texans and your guitar festivals. How do these even compare to being surrounded by high-class hookers? (Besides the obvious "Strummin' my pain with their fingers," of course.)
TM
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A lot of women in TX look like hookers. Some of them even look high-class.
I, of course, look like a low-class non-hooker. Because I am too fat and ugly to be a hooker. I can only dream. Etc. etc. etc.
Edited per ncs's note. I assume she is putting her comma inside the quote marks, like a good American. 
