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Originally posted by dtb
Ohhh yeeeahhh... I meant to mention this earlier, but this morning, at band camp -- uh, I mean trapeze class, the oddest assortment of people so far were my classmates (I know -- odd people at a trapeze class -- what are the odds?). Three of them had appeared on Reality TV shows. One was on The Apprentice, one was on Average Joe, and one was on something else that I can't remember. Oh, and there was also a jeweler there, and a "tumbler" (whatever that is) too. And me.
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Which Apprentice guy? Was it crazy Sam? The fat whose name I forget? Dreamy Jason? Cmon, dish dish.
Since nobody's taking anyone up about last night's WB Superstar, I'll recap.
The show was basically one live performance with choreographed dancing from each of the 4 remaining superstars. They showed lots of rehearsal clips, along with them being faux-interviewed by Extra (whose blonde host didn't seem to be in on the joke).
They also showed the contestants being given a taste of the superstar life by showing them mansions and fabulous cars. In the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life this week, Rosa, in touring the mansion, starts asking questions about the plumbing and electrical, LIKE SHE THINKS SHE'S ACTUALLY GETTING THE HOUSE, even though it's clear that they're just being shown these things as examples of the lives superstars lead. Similarly, she starts asking about the possibility that Ferraris come in automatic!! LIKE SHE THINKS SHE'S GETTING THE CAR.
Anyways, they sang. Mario sang "The Sweetest Sin," by Jessica Simpson. He was chastised for getting too fresh with the backup dancers. His singing was very very poor.
Rosa sang Genie in a Bottle. Her grasp on the lyrics and the melody was tenuous, at best. She is a very very very poor singer.
Jo-Jo sang Crazy in Love. He actually did a passably not-horrible job. He incorporated his signature Axl Rose-type-slither move into the choreography. Good times.
Finally, Jamie (bring back the avatar) sang a Celine Dion song (I forget which one). She started off ok, and then when it came time to go up an octave, I almost peed my pants. Funniest thing since Rosa's shopping trip.
