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[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by john123
LOL! G.O. Brings back the old skool memories (or should I say mammaries-pun INTENDED!!-LOL!) of the time when what I thought would never happen to me actually did in fact happen

PENTHOUSE FORUM STORY ALERT


It was back in my freshman year in college and I am at a rush party for DKE and drunk off my arse when lo and behold I end up at the head of the line to the keg chatting up one of the cheerleaders from the football team! A SENIOR! and while I was completely tongue tied (in a bad way ) the next thing I knew she had her tongue melding with mine as hers slinked halfway down my throat!!

Did I mention she had BIG MELONS encased in the sheerest whitest blouse this farm boy had ever done seen, which by virtue of its sheer nature, did nothing to hide the lacy red sateen bra beneath (and I'm getting a head of myself, no pun intended, but the panties matched the bra!!!)

Anyway, the thick of the plot is, we ended up in her boyfriend's (starting middle linebacker on the football team) room at the house and after a trip round the old bases courtesy of a smoovely stroked triple, which ended up a sloppy drunk 69 degrees of bodily integration, my willpower (and whiskeydick-LOL!) approached critical mass and I scaled the heights of her bazoombas and slipped my good old hatless jimmie between her bouncing baby casabas, and faster than you could say babbabooey I blew a semester's worth of dewey sap all over those DD cups with some spillage on the BF's suede couch.

Tres cool and coincidentally when I was back at the DKE house (she put in a good word for me with the BF, chairman of the Rush Committee, doncha know) for homecoming last fall, I happened upon the infamous suede couch (it now resides in the TV room)and the stain from my dew is still there! A legendary escapade fo shizzle! LOL!

WHOA! This guy gets my vote for bestest old skool newber. Where does he come up with this stuff?!? Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven!