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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So I just opened my own personal letter from John Kerry today. Yes, THE John Kerry. It's the second one this month. Both times he's enclosed a return envelope addressed to his attention. He must really want to hear from me. Along with a lovely personal letter, personally signed by John, he told me how much he loved me, and to check one of the boxes -- 25, 50 100 or other. This had me confused.
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Yes, I keep getting letters from the Republican National Committee letting me know that because I am such a great Republican, I have been asked to join the President's "Leadership America Task Force."* If I'd only be so kind as to send in my dues of $1500 for the year (comes with a free dinner, bring your spouse for another $1500).
I also a while back got my platinum membership card to the Republican party. I think I get a lap dance at Scores with it during the Convention this summer. It really bothered me that it came in an envelope that read in big script on the front something to the effect of "For all you've done for the Republican Party." Try explaining that one to your neighbor with the Dean sign in his front lawn (still).
No idea how I got on the list, but I suspect it has something to do with subscribing to Money magazine.
*I'm making this name up, but it's not far off.
