Hi, I'm Jack Manfred.
You may remember me as the man who invented the term
"blowjob camel."
You may also remember me as the man who brought the term
"sell-by date" to the board, but Paigow uses that term incessantly, so we'll leave that one alone for now.
I post to bring you a new term for use on the FB and in your pathetic little daily lives...
Wait for it...
the
sexual python
I know what you're thinking, "Jack Manfred, I'm intrigued by this talk of sexual pythons, but I don't know what the word means." Well, it's quite simple really. Think of it as a more expansive synonym for "blowjob camel." Just as a blowjob camel only needs a blowjob once in a great while, a sexual python needs sex only once in a great while.
Now, you're probably thinking, "Well, Jack, that's great, but please don't tell me you spent the weekend sitting at home coming up with synonyms for blowjob camel. That'd make you as nutty as Paigow." The answer is no, of course I didn't. Instead, I went to the Carolyn Mark show, where she explained the term in the funny banter introducing a song where one of her friends (who described herself as a sexual python to Carolyn) finds her quarry for the season.
You're welcome.
