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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You should stop reading negative book reviews. I realize they have theoretical value in helping one decide how to allocate one's valuable time, but most book critics, like most people, don't know what the fuck they're talking about* and just like to ruin things for everyone else. They're like the crone in my neighborhood who calls animal control whenever anyone lets their dog off leash in the park across the street from my house. So sad that she can't even bear to see dogs experiencing joy.
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When the damn dog's only "joy" derives from digging up the tulips I spent 12 hours over a weekend planting, and I complain to you and you call me "spinster crone bitch" and kick the bulbs I'm gathering up out from under my hand, you are goddamned right I'm going to call animal control.
