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Some Light Summer Reading
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
When the damn dog's only "joy" derives from digging up the tulips I spent 12 hours over a weekend planting, and I complain to you and you call me "spinster crone bitch" and kick the bulbs I'm gathering up out from under my hand, you are goddamned right I'm going to call animal control.
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Why on earth are you planting tulips in the middle of the summer?
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