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Quick Hits
Ashlee Simpson is the least attractive person MTV has ever tried to turn into an instant celebrity. Two paper bags, minimum.
R Kelly is now rapidly approaching creepy. He's going to turn into Michael Jackson any day now.
Can't wait to see what French libel laws are like. Lance says it's time to take the gloves off on unproven doping allegations.
Did I read correctly that Britney Spears hurt her knee on the set of a Snoop Dogg video? If so, was it one of his pornos?
The Olsen Twins turning 18 passed with a surprisingly small amount of hoopla. The only official commemoration I heard about was a Full House marathon on ABC Family. Oh, wait, that's their usual lineup.
David Duval and Jim Furyk won't break 85, and they won't even be upset about it.
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