Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I was out for drinks with friends the other day when a one friend said she had learned that a sex shop in town caries baby Jesus butt plugs. Everyone laughed. I then caused almost everyone at the table to emit shocked gasps or guilty giggles by suggesting that it could be sold in a package set with the Virgin Mary blow up doll. Is the idea of a Virgin Mary blow up doll that much more shocking than the reality of a baby Jesus butt plug? I suppose my hypothetical promotional tag line (something along the lines of "No matter how many times you use it, you are always getting her cherry.") exacerbated the effect.
|
You, my friend, are going straight to Hell.
