Egads
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Remember the work related wedding where I feared I was a bit out of control? The groom is shooting pictures around today. Ouch. In one picture, he claims, it appears as though I am actually giving another associate head on the dance floor. (I have not seen it yet; he is blackmailing me.) Sigh.
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Heh. I met someone the other day at a dinner party, and we were playing the "who do you know" game, and he suddenly looks at me critically and says "I have a picture of you from the Scandal party." Upon further inquiry, I discovered at whatever point in the night the picture was taken, most of my breasts were more or less covered. I was posing with a man who was wearing nothing but an assless pair of leather briefs, though.
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