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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Okay, now you're making it sound like women are petty and trying to make it into one big contest where the prize is a groom and a party. Some women actually want to share with their close friends a special moment where they are starting to create a family of their own. Hello. You make us all sound like superficial spiteful twits.
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This raises the most annoying practice of all at weddings: The bride or groom's parent telling the room how much he/she'd like grandchildren. Tasteless. Why no just say "Hey, everybody, close your eye and think about the couple fucking."
Hey old man/woman, you may think a grandkid is automatic, but I plan to have many years of enjoying childless wedded bliss before we engage in that shit, so lets bag saddling the guests with some rather inappropriate imagery and take the focus of your pathetic need to relive early parenthood.