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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This raises the most annoying practice of all at weddings: The bride or groom's parent telling the room how much he/she'd like grandchildren. Tasteless. Why no just say "Hey, everybody, close your eye and think about the couple fucking."
Hey old man/woman, you may think a grandkid is automatic, but I plan to have many years of enjoying childless wedded bliss before we engage in that shit, so lets bag saddling the guests with some rather inappropriate imagery and take the focus of your pathetic need to relive early parenthood.
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Some of us prefer to see the ceremony closed with the display of the bedsheets to show that everything is on the right track. We should all honor the old traditions.
