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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you and your wife are as hot as you claim, that could relieve your guests of the need to drop cash on PPV after the reception.
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My in laws bought the wife and me a full length mirror a few weeks back. I walk upstairs and see it and, thinking my wife is walking around in the other room and the in laws are downstairs, exclaim "Great. I can finally start masturbating again."
Unfortunately, the sound in the adjoining room was my mother in law. But she was snickering.