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A Marriage Proposal (Actually A Wedding Proposal)
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Originally posted by Not Bob
As opposed to, say, making your non-Catholic friends sit through a nuptial Mass?
Jesus, people. Sunny, it's your wedding. Do what you want. If you think that meat is murder, serve tofu. If your budget forces you to choose between including 300 people with a cash bar or 100 with an open bar, and you don't want to exclude your husband to be's second cousins from Ho-Ho-Kis, then go cash bar. The wedding is for you; it ain't for your friends who like beef, or who are planning to get smashed on the free Bushmills, or who are bored with your religious traditions.
Granted, we will grumble to our spouses about all of it, but if that's the way that you and Kip want to celebrate your marriage ....
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Actually, what I'm thinking is fish or veggie. That wouldn't upset me as much as dead cows. I don't EVER preach to anyone about eating anything (except maybe a comment or two about veal every now and again) but I'm not sure I want my or my family's money buying 3000 steaks. I'm sure it will be open, open, open bar though because Mr. Bunny's friends can drink like rock stars. I'm drawing the line (so to speak) at coke in the bathrooms though.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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