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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
One friend of mine was so old-fashioned and scrupulous that I put the odds at about 2:1 that he hadn't ever banged his bride-to-be before the wedding night. I seriously doubt he was a virgin, but he put his now-wife on such a recockulous pedestal that he probably didn't want to soil the experience of marital bliss by dabbling in it too early. I may just ask him when he and I are both 80.
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Ah, let's end the suspense. I banged her, OK?
Months, days, minutes before the ceremony. How could any redblooded male wait? She's
smokin'.
