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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
While I agree I don't want to hear the bride's father publicly urge the groom to mount her and lay his seed upon her fertile crescent with great dispatch, I disagree about the sexual imagery of the couple. A well-designed wedding is so loaded with subtle sexual innuendo that it's the ceremony, not the reception, that primes the pump for hookups among the single guests.
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DO NOT DO THE GLASS CLINKY-CLINKY THING TO TRY TO GET THE NEWLYWEDS TO KISS. It is not funny. It is not cute. It is nothing more than confirmation that you are so fucking boring that you are unable to come up with decent conversation, so you resort to little wedding gimmicks instead, knowing that all the other too-fucking-boring-to-converse lemmings around you will join in your clinky-clink jackassery and then giggle like the dim-witted morons that you all are when the couple actually kisses.
I will change my opinion on this issue only when people devise some new signal at weddings to force the newlyweds to perform far more elaborate sexual acts for the guests.
