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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's a question.
When I walk down the street, I now automatically scope and assess each woman I pass. This is nothing new. I'm sure I did it to some degree all my life. The difference is, now I make a mental note as to whether I would fuck whoever I see.
Here is an example of what goes on in my head (and this happened just a little while ago at lunch):
"Yes."
"No."
"No way."
"Not a chance."
"Yes."
"Oh, hell yeah."
"Uh, no."
"Hmmm. Maybe."
"Bleh. No."
"Damn. Yez."
Etc.
Does anyone else do this? Is it a guy thing? A perveted TM thing? I can't stop. Someone buy me a lunchbox.
TM
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I do it, but the objects of desire in question are usually soccer players (mostly because I rarely get out for lunch).
Larsson - Oh yeah!
Van Nistelroy - Never in a million years.
Henry - Maybe
Beckham - Nah, too much of a pretty boy
Zidane - Definitely
Guys on the US MNT - Reyna, Mastroeni, Bocanegra, Cherundolo
Three of the guys on my indoor team - Yup.
The other 4 - Nope.
Any of the guys on my Outdoor team - Just one, but he's the EX and there is no way I'm going there again.
Very few guys in the office/building fall into the Yup category. Most of them resemble Pillsbury Dough Boys. (Hee hee)
Anne
Clearly, I need to get out more.
