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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If my SO gained weight, I would tell him in no uncertain terms that he was a fat loser and I would only be able to care about him or have sex with him if he dropped the fat. I would then say that no fucking way was he taking any of the ice cream, chips, cookies, cakes, tater tots, etc. out of the house because dammit, I like that food and why should I have to suffer?
Pounded dirt is a road.
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A person just started my SEAL workout group this week. Her husband gave it to her as a gift with a note saying "I'm tired of having a fat wife."
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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