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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by dtb
Wow. That's cold.
I'm pretty sure I'd have an affair (with a hunky horse trainer perhaps -- I'm just sayin') after I lost weight if my husband tried that shit.
Then I'd leave his sorry ass and my goodbye note would say, "Be careful what you wish for -- sucka!!!"
But I'm sensitive that way.
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Yeah, I was sort of surprised when she sent out the details of that exchange in her "why I am here" e-mail to the rest of the group. I'm thinking that she must want a gang of semi-trained non-professional, hang-out-with-an-ex-Navy-SEAL-for-an-hour-in-the-mornings work out buddies to help her beat the shit out of her husband once she's hot.
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