Can't afford to buy the book? Don't want to be seen clutching something with a picture of Bill so close to one's hoo-ha? Or, simply too closeminded to consider other, ahem, perspectives?
Fear not.
Slate has deconstructed a 957-page tome into a single web article.
My favorite excerpts:
Quote:
Clinton on Sex
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Page 197: "I was so exhausted I fell asleep while the stripper was dancing and the goat head was looking up at me." Look it up for yourself.
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Obviously you conservatives have worn the cigar metaphor down to the nub, and Bill has graciously provided you with some beastiality material. If that doesn't drive you to Waldenbooks, I don't know what will.
Gattigap
