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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Quiet. I was trying to trick Hank into committing another delightfully droll faux pas so we could all have a hearty chuckle at his expense via PM.
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Oh I'm used to it, wish i weren't but I am.
true story:
Senior year, for prom night, I had asked my older cousin to buy me a Penthouse, because I wasn't going. I had the biggest crush on Lori Latham- quarterback's girl! I used to walk by her house slow on my way home, stay out late watching her window, go through their trash looking for tampons- you know the usual puppy love stuff. But I didn't ask her out- How could I?
Guess what?, three days before prom she ASKED ME TO GO! Wow!
Too late to get a Tux, I did one of those tux T-shirts and in the dark - what's the diff?
Date night I didn't save up like Less says I got rid of like they say in Something about Mary, but 4 times.....( not to brag-I was a goer back then)
so anyway the dance was magic. I was afraid her old guy, the QB, would be angry. Not at all, I saw them several times laughing together- I thought what a good break-up.
most exciting part is the King/Queen vote. We won! who says I was just a nerd? I admit she was more popular and probably got a lot of the votes herself, but still....
Then, night ruined..on stage to get the award, the QB and his line poured a bucket of pig blood on me. Turn's out it was all a joke.
I stared at the doors angry to try and force them to close with my mental powers. i though I had done it cuz the door moved, but it was just the one football guy bringing in a dozen eggs to throw at me.
So anyway, I know girls can be cruel. Sticks and stones I say.
