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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I know Wanker doesn't want to talk about it, because, you know, it's not like he'd brag about it or anything, but as I recall Coltrane or someone said he'd black out if there were 3 chicks with him, and Sidd said, hey, Wankie would not live to tell the tale. This comment undoubtedly derives from the constant reminders we get that Wanker has a weak ticker.

So, not that he wants to brag or anything, Wanker feels the need to refute the premise of Sidd's joke (a man with a weak heart dying from the pleasure of being with three women at the same time) by stating that he's was with two women a long long time ago (i.e., before the heart problems developed). And he never would have said this, because he wouldn't brag, but it was just that Sidd's comment about the three women causing the weak heart to fail was so far off base. Not that he'd brag, or anything. Oh, and not that he wants to make a big deal about it, but they were really really hot. And he didn't pay cash money for it. But he doesn't want to talk about it.

You should have told me your friend was big too, before I invited you over, and the bedframe did cost that much- it was fucking hardwood, and I do expect the 2 of you to pay for it.