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Originally posted by ltl/fb
. I'm somewhat surprised her parents went for it.
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"Mom, you just signed a book deal for $8M. Dad, you just signed a book deal for $10M. And even though you incurred massive legal fees that you may or may not have to repay, the least you can do, dad, for all the misery your dick put me through, is make up for the shit looks genes your pecker gave me."