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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I hope you accidentally trip while out on your lunchbreak and are non-fatally impaled.
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Speaking of which, an MD friend who works at a VA clinic tells me she had a patient weighing 700 lbs who had an "involuted" penis, making it difficult to insert a Foley catheter. She consulted with the on-staff urologist, who informed her that for every 35 pounds a man gains, he loses one inch of visible penis. Resolved: I will lose about 105 pounds by the end of the year, whether I need to or not. If someone can get the word to Mary Kate Olsen we might be able to turn that ship around, too.
