06-28-2004, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The Environmental Working Group, a Chicken Little consumer product safety thinktank, ranks personal care products based on potential health risks. (If you live in a Red State, "potential health risks" means nobody's ever proven it hurts anybody. If you live in a Blue State, "potential health risks" means it has a long chemically name and you wouldn't spoon-feed it to your cat, much less your kid, so you probably don't want it in your toothpaste.)
The results of their testing are put into a handy "10 Worst/10 Best" format, which apparently is the only way America wants its information served.
Sadly for ABBA, the potential health risks of Nature's Gook brand dewy tummy cream and skin revitalizer are not addressed, but the side effects are well known --- can be physically addicting; may lead to stalking. No word on whether it contains "penetration enhancers."
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I don't know what shaving butter is, but it sounds delicious.
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