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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Sadly for ABBA, the potential health risks of Nature's Gook brand dewy tummy cream and skin revitalizer are not addressed, but the side effects are well known --- can be physically addicting; may lead to stalking. No word on whether it contains "penetration enhancers."
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Um, slippery slickery love honey, how much KY warming gel do you and the Mrs. go through? That stuff (and its precursor) is the world's oldest penetration enhancer.