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[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Maybe he wants to connect because he likes people and has fun with words. Or maybe it's because he knows that over time, if he's amusing and clever enough, at the very least, somebody here will develop a crush on him, and at best, he'll get laid. Perhaps multiple times. Perhaps multiple times in one night, with either one or many FBetties. Yes, over time, the thrill will probably wear off, and he'll become bitter and laconic and pipe up only to demonstrate that he's obsessed with porn, or politics, or paigow, but he'll always be able to think fondly on the glory days, when he was wanted by the women and admired by the men.

Good thing some of us have fun with words. Zygote -- there's a fun one. And Guam.

Of course, it's possible he's married, in which case he knows that banging an FBetty isn't something he would actually do, but he takes comfort in knowing that, if only he were single, he could, because of the power of his wit, even though IRL, he is actually hot, and by the way, the fact that he posts here and flirts with the Betties in no way reflects on the state of his relationship, but rather reflects that his job is really fucking boring.

Some comfort, I tell you what.