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Originally posted by red red rum
Okay, former infrequent infirm poster semi lurker first time poster here with a weird workplace situation.
Recently lateraled to a new firm and for the second time in a month I walked into the men’s room to find a relatively senior partner at one of the urinals with his trousers and boxers pulled all the way down, taking a pisser. Now for the uninitiated here, like those of you blessed with vaginas or the few dandy-boys who pee seated, guys don’t pull their trousers down to pee. We unzip them, pull it out the fly hole and whiz, with the notable exceptions being young boys just learning the ropes and kids who take the short bus, both of which groups have special dispensation to drop trou to pee.
With that in mind, I have now had the displeasure to catch more than a glimpse of this guy’s pimpled and pockmarked ghost-white hairy ass cheeks staring at me from the urinal stand. Did I mention he weighs about 350 pounds?
Help, please.
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There is nothing you can do. The guy has his pants pulled down b/c he is so fat that he can't get his dick out through the zipper b/c he has lost so many inches. Not generally a good idea to point out to senior partners that they have small dicks.
