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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
ROTFLMAO! I'm going to buy stock in Starbucks!
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OMG. Could you imagine? "X is not billing enough. Increase his caffeine dosage by 30 cc's..."
Or the press release. "Starbucks in a new partnership with national law firms has implemented its first-ever I.V. direct dosage caffeine adminstrator. This patented device increases employee efficiency by 200% and Starbucks is proud to be on the cutting edge of legal innovation..."
