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Euro 2004 Update (actually an update)
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
when I go into court and see the poor schmuck lawyer for the other side is sockless, I know I'm going to carve him a new asshole. In my introductory words I'll say something like, "I believe our side has properly and fully dressed for this hearing, ahhh, I mean addressed ahhhh the issues"
the Judge sort or smirks knowingly at me. See if some fuck-stick doesn't have the self discipline to wear socks to court, I know he didn't fully prepare for the hearing or whatever, I just have to wait to see the screw ups then pounce. Judges hate when guys try and pull that shit.
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Damn. This is pretty funny (Hi TM!).
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