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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Name the shitty place.
Gary, Indiana?
Close enough to live in Chicago.
Podunk, Alabama?
Buy the town a la Brad Wesley in Roadhouse.
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I'd clean toilets in a methadone clinic in Gary for 5 Large.
My God... if someone dropped 5 in my lap right now I'd find my license, wipe my ass with it, march into City Hall and stick it on the forehead of the Chief Presiding Judge, and I'd dance like Fred Fucking Astaire all the way to the pen, giggling like a schoolgirl after her first kiss.
Jesus, I could almost fire off the pile of fluffernutter just thinking about it...
