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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Can I buy you an "E"?
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Next time your in Baltimore for a game, and you look down at the ground and think to yourself, hmmm, "I wonder why I'm standing, just standing, in the middle of this street that turns into an Interstate in five feet and not on the sidewalk?" and then you look up to see an E Class barreling down the street that you're standing in the middle of scratching your ass, and you wonder to yourself, "I wonder why that guy isn't stopping, since I'm standing in the middle of the street?" and the car doesn't stop, but instead mows you down, that'll be me.
