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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It's just a fantasy. It's not the real thing.
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"Sometime a fantasy [Oh Oh Oh Oh] is all you need."
eta: OK, someone else got that reference. So I'll add (on an unrelated topic) that Garcia probably wouldn't be interested in NFH anyway, if the reports I've heard are true.
And the prototype QB is 6'4" tall or more. While there are plenty of men that tall, that's 5 inches above average height. You do need to be able to see over the linemen (who are getting bigger at an increasingly festive rate). If you're 6' or under, you're probably headed to the CFL (which is where Garcia got his pro start).
And Sharapova makes Kournikova as obsolete as Lindsey Lohan makes the Olsen Twins.
And I can't believe that no one mentioned that the heir to the Versace fortune turned 18 last month. Maybe if her skanky aunt had taken her to a sex club, it would have hit the boards.
And if you've made an empire of marketing to tweeners, you really want to lay off the cocaine. Adults will forgive, children will forgive, but parents of children will not forgive such lapses.
