07-04-2004, 08:08 PM
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#4084
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Yeah, I'm sick...but Benadryl ain't gonna help me
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's a question.
Now that summer's here, women are wearing less. That is nice. Also, women have been getting more plastic surgery, so their bodies look much better in clothes. Also nice. Also, women now want to show off their asses, when they have them (as opposed to buying jeans that made everyone look like they have no ass, which sucked. Thank God that's no longer the style). Anyway, all this has led to more eye candy.
Let me add that I am older and getting more perveted by the day.
When I walk down the street, I now automatically scope and assess each woman I pass. This is nothing new. I'm sure I did it to some degree all my life. The difference is, now I make a mental note as to whether I would fuck whoever I see.
Here is an example of what goes on in my head (and this happened just a little while ago at lunch):
"Yes."
"No."
"No way."
"Not a chance."
"Yes."
"Oh, hell yeah."
"Uh, no."
"Hmmm. Maybe."
"Bleh. No."
"Damn. Yez."
Etc.
Does anyone else do this? Is it a guy thing? A perveted TM thing? I can't stop. Someone buy me a lunchbox.
TM
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Try being on a cruise ship with a bunch of 17-20 year old girls travelling with their parents. Dirty. Old. Man.
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