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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't know about balt, and I've never tried it, but based on what ncs says, SURE! I mean, is it anything like that "roofie" you gave me? That was fun, right? Or at least you said it was.
I remember that night my freshman year at the Deke mixer. You'd just been named the Deke Head. I was 18 and confused and not used to being around men so sofisticated, so knowing, so deliberately hairless. You said you had a really big stereo and asked if I wanted come to your room to check it out. I said, "SURE!" God, I was so NAIVE!!!
Your room was wicked bad - I'd never seen someone with wall-sized posters of The Smiths AND Robert Smith. Did anyone besides me ever get the joke?
And so many cassettes! Of bands I'd never heard of!!!! I thought I was blown away by the size of your woofers until you opened up the tape deck and slapped in "Love Will Tear Us Apart." Not the JD version but The Swans cover. The slow accoustic version with the chick singing..
Dark started appearing around the edges, but not before I heard the opening riff to "How Soon Is Now." Or maybe it was that Hippy Chick song - they can do amazing things with cassettes. No hissing.
I wanted to dance, but the night ended too soon. It seemed like one minute I was sitting on the futon and the next minute I was looking for my clothes, quietly so as not to wake your roommate.
So I'll try the "E." But don't bring the roommate. It was funny when you talked all, "Deke, deke, deke, deke, deke," but I want to feel all shiny and new.
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I hope Slave at least had the decency to sport you a reacharound but alas, I fear, for your unrequited love's sake, that such is not the case. Or at least that's my bet based on the stories Ironweed has told me of
his greco-romanesque style relations with Slave.
