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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Oh no, don't tell me! Was being with you so miserable that she had to bolt and develop a coke habit?
The.horror.
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It is difficult to respond seriously to these allegations while your tongue delicately yet persistently and insistently laps at my anus,* but what the hell are you talking about? NYU? Freshmen? Sushi followed by bathhouse karaoke? "You know I can't smile without you . . . ."?
*Better, fringey?
