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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop - [H]ere's my ideal plan for the Kerry campaign. At an upcoming rally, an anti-Kerry protestor starts to burn an American flag. Kerry leaps down from the podium and starts strangling the protestor with his bare hands, then hurls him to the ground and rescues the flag. In the course of putting out the fire, he suffers minor burns that, the campaign announces, will force him to be hospitalized and inaccessible to the media and the public until mid-October. In the meantime, Edwards is dispatched to present the Democratic message for the next three and half months.
Sounds good, huh? All they need is to gin up a protestor who's willing to endure some minor, non-lethal choking.
Jonathan Chait here, towards the bottom.
If recent posts on the FB are any guide, I'm betting Shape Shifter would volunteer.
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Clever idea, but no. Let's stay in the real world, people.
Personally, I'm waiting for Hillary to step in. Sure, the ticket seems final now, but did anyone see Kerry's persistent eye twitch during his Pittsburgh speech?
I'm smelling a coup in the smoke-filled back rooms of the convention hall in Boston, folks. Stay tuned! Developing ....
