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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Honey, I am so sorry that I humiliated you by saying that a source of pleasure and interest for me was seeing you get shot down. I was just kidding. I still like and respect you as much as I ever have. Please, let it go. Think of the children!

Our children? Sonny Jim?

George: ...the real reason why our son used to throw up all the time, wife and lover, was because he couldn't stand you fiddling at him all the time, breaking into his bedroom with your kimono flying, fiddling...
Martha: Yeah, and I suppose that's why he ran away from home twice in one month. Twice in one month! Six times in one year.
George: Our son ran away from home all the time because Martha here used to corner him.
Martha: I NEVER CORNERED THE SON OF A BITCH IN MY LIFE.
George: He used to run up to me when I'd get home, and he'd say: 'Mama's always coming at me.' That's what he'd say.
Martha: Liar!