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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
You know, you've just made me realize why it might be that my son (almost 6!) has taken a sudden interest in going commando.

I was thinking it was because I hadn't bought him new underwear in a while, and the kind he has was getting too small -- but that makes me feel like a neglectful mother, so I will delude myself into thinking that it is the summer weather.

(Don't worry -- I recently bought him appropriately sized undies.)

You want to hear about our bouncey boy, don't you?

He's a nice kid, really, in spite of his home life; I mean, most kid's would grow up neurotic, what with Martha here carrying on the way she does; sleeping 'til four in the PM, climbing all over the poor bastard, trying to break down the bathroom door to wash him in the tub when he's sixteen, dragging strangers into the house at all hours...